I don't even know what to say or how to say it. I am so mad at my Daddy right now. Today we went to see MiMi at her work and I had some diaper malfunctions. Well, not diaper, but booty malfunctions. Apparently I haven't had a good poop in a couple of days. And Daddy paid real close attention to that, AGAIN. I know it's nasty but you know my Daddy, nasty as ever. So we show up to see MiMi and all her friends at work today and I'm getting passed around like a beachball at a Hootie and the Blowfish concert. First MiMi, then Sherry and then Daddy and back to MiMi and then Mommy. It's fine and all but when you haven't pooped in a few days it starts to "shake things up a bit" if you know what I'm sayin.
So MiMi made me a Tall Boy (4 oz. Baby Bottle) and I drank it down like a Slurpee on a hot summer day. I felt like any minute some other baby was gonna come in and take it from me. There was milk on my chin and shirt and even lips. Boy was it yummy. So after eating this huge meal daddy starts pushing my legs up to my stomach and it begins. But slowly. I had to keep it quiet because MiMi was supposed to be working not playing with me, but, shhhh, we won't tell anyone.
So Daddy passes me off to MiMi and I pass out. So as I'm laying there MiMi loads me up in my car seat because 5 o'clock is coming soon. So after she secures me in and fastens all the belts and straps I cut the cheese. And by cut the cheese I mean I cut enough cheese for the whole office. I farted like a 5 year old. I know it's gross but you gotta do what you gotta do. I can't really go into the rest of what happened you'll just have to watch the video that Daddy is making me post.
So all in all it was a good day. I made tons of funny faces at MiMi today and Daddy snapped so many pictures. Take a look at em and watch the video too. It's not that gross, I promise. Love ya guys. XOXO
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